The Crown of the Grand Duchy of Chineva is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Brandon III and I of Chineva and Finola with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.771 billion Chinevans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chineva. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinevan economy, worth 281 trillion Thesaliers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,853 Thesaliers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the internal market is thriving, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and increasing numbers of children in Chineva have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime is totally unknown. Chineva's national animal is the Chinevan Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Palatine Christianity.

Chineva is ranked 6,872^nd in the world and 2^nd in Palatine for Most Cultured, scoring 139 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.