The Free Land of Chitato V is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.059 billion Chitato Vians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The Chitato Vian economy, worth 381 trillion carrots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,301 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and tourists visit Chitato V to mass-moon Chitato Vian politicians. Crime is relatively low. Chitato V's national animal is the bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chitato V is ranked 85,173^rd in the world and 44^th in Resuscitation for Most Beautiful Environments, with 587.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.