The Free Land of Chitato X is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.947 billion Chitato Xians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The Chitato Xian economy, worth 368 trillion carrots a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,368 carrots, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, increasing numbers of children in Chitato X have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Chitato X's national animal is the bunny.

Chitato X is ranked 224,338^th in the world and 176^th in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.57 law-abiding acts per hour.