The Incorporated States of Choccolate is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Willonidas Wonka de Lindt with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.136 billion Chocolateries have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadbury. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolatin economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion cacao beans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,838 cacao beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bombs make good ploughs, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Choccolate's national animal is the coco monkey king, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Xocoatl ô quetzal.

Choccolate is ranked 199,688^th in the world and 3^rd in Lewisham for Most Authoritarian, with 599.61 milliStalins.