The Republic of Chocowakije is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.491 billion Chocowaken live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Chocowaak economy, worth 329 trillion Chocopots a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 38,779 Chocopots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,934 per year while the poor average 2,430, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chocowakije's national animal is the rikki, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chocowakije is ranked 273,699^th in the world and 115^th in belgium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.