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The United States of Chricoma

“Agnus dei, qui tolis peccata mundi”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Official European Union



Population8.867 billion

FaithRoman Catholicism

AnimalSteppe wolf

The United States of Chricoma is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.867 billion Chricomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stavropol. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chricomian economy, worth 736 trillion Krasnis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 83,043 Krasnis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chricoma's national animal is the Steppe wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Chricoma is ranked 156,392nd in the world and 23rd in Official European Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.65 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 3,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,864thMost Influential: 5,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,249thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,950thMost Armed: 9,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,430thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,524thMost Stationary: 10,228thBest Weather: 10,338thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,487thLowest Crime Rates: 10,800thMost Cultured: 10,855thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,669thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,687thMost Developed: 13,807thMost Efficient Economies: 14,825thLargest Governments: 17,722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,906th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the region

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