The Holy Empire of Christian Brothers is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 283 million Christian Brothersians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Christian Brothersian economy, worth 18.3 trillion Currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,583 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Brothers's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Christian Brothers is ranked 228,621^st in the world and 162^nd in Christians for Most Pacifist, with 35.5 cheeks turned per day.