The Most Holy and Grand Empire of Christian Democrats is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pope Francis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 32.236 billion Christian Democrats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 7,321 trillion νόμισμαs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,136 νόμισμαs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pope Francis's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, civic leaders eagerly encourage sinners to spend more time on their knees, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Democrats's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christian Democrats is ranked 47,008^th in the world and 9^th in Catholic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,894.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.