The Republic of Christian Terra is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Robert-Adrian Leușteanu with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.09 billion Terrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian Terran economy, worth a remarkable 1,749 trillion Lei a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,247 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Christian Terra are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Terra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Christian Terra is ranked 2,517^th in the world and 18^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 101.1 flags saluted per person per day.