The United States of Christmas in Cairo and Vegas is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.853 billion Christmas in Cairo and Vegasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo de Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Christmas in Cairo and Vegasian economy, worth 818 trillion egyptian pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,495 egyptian pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christmas in Cairo and Vegas's national animal is the eagle and camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Christmas in Cairo and Vegas is ranked 133,718^th in the world and 14^th in Yertania City for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 852.81 on the Societal Mobility Rating.