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The Desolation Dominion of Chronotopia

“Tempus Fortuna Manus” Timeless President Salyavin

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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Chronotopia

Population37.764 billion

CapitalAion Megopolis
LeaderTimeless President Salyavin
FaithTempusism

CurrencyCapitol
AnimalShobogum

The Desolation Dominion of Chronotopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Timeless President Salyavin with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.764 billion Chronotopiens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aion Megopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chronotopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,627 trillion Capitols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 440,288 Capitols, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, lavish state dinners in Aion Megopolis are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and the latest political memes depict Timeless President Salyavin as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chronotopia's national animal is the Shobogum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tempusism.

Chronotopia is ranked 206th in the world and 9th in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 24,094.46 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thLargest Mining Sector: 114thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 118thHighest Economic Output: 122ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 182ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 204thLargest Agricultural Sector: 206thLargest Populations: 282ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 381stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 384thHighest Average Incomes: 518thLargest Gambling Industry: 540thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 564thMost Corrupt Governments: 718thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 740thMost Avoided: 793rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 811thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 918thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,385thLargest Black Market: 1,528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,097thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,225thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,242ndTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 2,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,035thNudest: 4,317thRudest Citizens: 4,649thMost Efficient Economies: 5,092ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,540thMost Cultured: 6,329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,709thSmartest Citizens: 7,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,738thMost Devout: 8,313thMost Developed: 9,405thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 13,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,842ndMost Conservative: 17,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,367th
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1%
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 133rd in the regionNudest: 179th in the regionRudest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 215th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionMost Cultured: 315th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 375th in the regionMost Stationary: 396th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionMost Devout: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 411th in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 480th in the regionMost Influential: 593rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 721st in the regionMost Conservative: 733rd in the regionLargest Governments: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, the latest political memes depict Timeless President Salyavin as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, lavish state dinners in Aion Megopolis are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Chronotopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, disputed territories across Balder are being claimed by Chronotopian college students.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronotopia, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.

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