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The Holy Empire of Chubz

“On your knees for your savior”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Cyride

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Chubz

Population2.647 billion

CapitalDong Wang
LeaderPapa Chub
FaithChlamydia

CurrencyWilly
AnimalSea Cucumber

The Holy Empire of Chubz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Papa Chub with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.647 billion Chubies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dong Wang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.

The thriving Chubzian economy, worth 248 trillion Willies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 93,750 Willies, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Chubz's national animal is the Sea Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Chlamydia.

Chubz is ranked 971st in the world and 1st in Cyride for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,993.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 663rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 971stTop
5%
Most Devout: 2,161stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,472ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,951stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,876thMost Inclusive: 7,351stNicest Citizens: 7,424thMost Pacifist: 9,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,883rdTop
10%
Nudest: 11,169thMost Cultured: 11,236thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,260thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,823rdHighest Drug Use: 15,450thBest Weather: 15,579thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,331stLargest Governments: 17,401st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • : Chubz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubz, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.

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