The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.009 billion Chukstikians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q'alis Illahi. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chukstikian economy, worth an astonishing 11,193 trillion Chickamins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 486,502 Chickamins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is totally unknown. Chukstik Illahi's national animal is the Orca -whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Chukstik Illahi is ranked 1,360^th in the world and 48^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 223,304.81 Standard Monetary Units.