The Great Godless Stochocracy of Cima is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Presidente Intergaláctico Superestrella with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.421 billion cimeños have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong cimeño economy, worth 417 trillion satanas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 56,193 satanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, even God cannot save you in Cima, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cima's national animal is the Meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cima is ranked 52,768^th in the world and 3^rd in Superbia for Nudest, with 206 cheeks per square mile.