The Armed Republic of Civaliana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by A bored person with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 7.181 billion Civalianans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinarcia. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Civalianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion Civalianan Circas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,726 Civalianan Circas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, the face of A bored person is a permanent feature of the Vinarcia skyline, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Civaliana's national animal is the Gun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No offical religion.

Civaliana is ranked 16,978^th in the world and 10^th in Empire of Great Britain for Most Patriotic, with 55.81 flags saluted per person per day.