Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Board Game Nations
The Holy Empire of Clanktopolis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kay Mew with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.647 billion Clanktopolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orvus Nexus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Clanktopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,505 trillion Bolts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,611 Bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cities in Clanktopolis declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clanktopolis's national animal is the Lombax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Clanktopolis is ranked 80,321st in the world and 1st in Board Game Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Clanktopolis, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
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Clanktopolis, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in
Clanktopolis, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
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Clanktopolis, cities in Clanktopolis declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
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Clanktopolis, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
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Clanktopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
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Clanktopolis, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
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Clanktopolis, it is often said that only Kay Mew could bring down Dàguó.
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Clanktopolis, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Clanktopolis, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.