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The Holy Empire of Clanktopolis

“The universe has a wonderful sense of humor. ” Kay Mew

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Board Game Nations

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Clanktopolis

Population12.429 billion

CapitalOrvus Nexus
LeaderKay Mew

CurrencyBolt
AnimalLombax

The Holy Empire of Clanktopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kay Mew with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.429 billion Clanktopolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orvus Nexus. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clanktopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,260 trillion Bolts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,908 Bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", moonshine has made a resurgence, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clanktopolis's national animal is the Lombax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clanktopolis is ranked 204,566th in the world and 1st in Board Game Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -585.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,518thLowest Crime Rates: 1,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,856thMost Developed: 2,053rdTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,109thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,115thMost Inclusive: 2,176thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,323rdLargest Governments: 2,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,382ndMost Cultured: 2,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,779thNicest Citizens: 2,805thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,837thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,128thBest Weather: 3,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,160thSmartest Citizens: 3,355thHealthiest Citizens: 3,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,614thMost Pacifist: 3,959thMost Efficient Economies: 4,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,660thSafest: 5,871stHighest Economic Output: 6,361stHighest Average Incomes: 8,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,627thTop
10%
Most Influential: 10,958thNudest: 11,330thMost Secular: 15,248thMost Stationary: 15,419thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,741stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,720thLargest Populations: 19,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,551st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Clanktopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable".
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Clanktopolis was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Clanktopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.

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