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The Holy Empire of Clanktopolis

“The universe has a wonderful sense of humor. ” Kay Mew

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Board Game Nations

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Clanktopolis

Population13.647 billion

CapitalOrvus Nexus
LeaderKay Mew

CurrencyBolt
AnimalLombax

The Holy Empire of Clanktopolis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kay Mew with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.647 billion Clanktopolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orvus Nexus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Clanktopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,505 trillion Bolts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,611 Bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cities in Clanktopolis declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clanktopolis's national animal is the Lombax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clanktopolis is ranked 80,321st in the world and 1st in Board Game Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,449thMost Developed: 1,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,677thLowest Crime Rates: 1,682ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,049thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,099thMost Cultured: 2,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,252ndLargest Governments: 2,261stMost Inclusive: 2,338thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,591stBest Weather: 2,710thNicest Citizens: 2,768thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,024thSmartest Citizens: 3,118thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,204thHealthiest Citizens: 3,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,338thMost Efficient Economies: 3,799thMost Pacifist: 3,848thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,086thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,204thSafest: 5,612thHighest Economic Output: 6,114thHighest Average Incomes: 8,466thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,444thMost Influential: 10,323rdTop
10%
Nudest: 12,406thMost Stationary: 14,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,482ndMost Secular: 14,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,905thLargest Populations: 19,142ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,551st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, cities in Clanktopolis declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Clanktopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, it is often said that only Kay Mew could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.

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