The Holy Empire of Clanktopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kay Mew with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.429 billion Clanktopolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orvus Nexus. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clanktopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,260 trillion Bolts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,908 Bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", moonshine has made a resurgence, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clanktopolis's national animal is the Lombax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clanktopolis is ranked 204,566^th in the world and 1^st in Board Game Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -585.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.