The Democratic Republic of Clay Boy is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.4 billion Clay Boyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Clay Boyian economy, worth 733 trillion Clay Blocks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 50,919 Clay Blocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is almost non-existent. Clay Boy's national animal is the Oil Based Clay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clay Boy is ranked 166,004^th in the world and 3^rd in The Great and Mighty Region of Morshu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.63 law-abiding acts per hour.