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The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz

“Koty Są Lepsze”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms


Cleo and Topaz

Population20.188 billion

LeaderHM Cleo and HM Topaz
FaithReform Felineism

AnimalGray Cat

The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 20.188 billion Topazites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The all-consuming Cleo and Topazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion Furs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,069 Furs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 168,942nd in the world and 4,976th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -17.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,573rdTop
Best Weather: 2,003rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,715thMost Influential: 4,271stLargest Populations: 5,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,271stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,648thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,761stNicest Citizens: 6,530thMost Devout: 6,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,967thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,182ndHighest Economic Output: 9,792ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,127thMost Stationary: 11,311thMost Developed: 12,012thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,240thSmartest Citizens: 14,846th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionMost Stationary: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionMost Devout: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 187th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 250th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 409th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 458th in the region

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