The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fomonc Ixhmar Plerpaladanch with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.395 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 3,367 trillion Shehilics a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,922 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 11,336^th in the world and 186^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,921.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.