The Federal Republic of Clialaad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fomonc Adavar Conog with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.274 billion Clial hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tayadrinonch. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Clialic economy, worth a remarkable 4,445 trillion Shehilics a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,633 Shehilics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime is totally unknown. Clialaad's national animal is the Wulno, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clialaad is ranked 2,290^th in the world and 47^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 99.08 Atheism Rate.