The Empire of CLICK-HERE is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 267 million clickbaits enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong CLICK-HEREian economy, worth 16.7 trillion clicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 62,668 clicks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,019 per year while the poor average 9,041, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CLICK-HERE's national animal is the mouse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

CLICK-HERE is ranked 47,071^st in the world and 1^st in Click Here for Most Politically Free, scoring 74.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.