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The Bovinian State of CLovidia

“Obey or Die”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population1.358 billion

CapitalBelgian Blue City
LeaderGrandmaster Bee

Currencyhuman life
Animal1337 CLovine

The Bovinian State of CLovidia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grandmaster Bee with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.358 billion CLovidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgian Blue City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient CLovidian economy, worth 153 trillion human lives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,027 human lives, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLovidia's national animal is the 1337 CLovine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CLovidia is ranked 81,651st in the world and 2,411th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,317.93 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Secular: 2,597thLargest Retail Industry: 3,155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,697thLargest Mining Sector: 6,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,557thMost Influential: 8,373rdMost Avoided: 8,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,576thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,532ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,037thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,345thMost Developed: 18,019thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,470thMost Conservative: 19,307thMost Efficient Economies: 20,704th
Most Secular: 87th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 216th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 311th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 330th in the regionMost Developed: 375th in the regionMost Avoided: 386th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 534th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 554th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 572nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Conservative: 636th in the region

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