Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Discordia
Population | 45.758 billion |
Capital | CLU CLU Land |
Leader | Erisson I Hastur |
Currency | arcade token |
Animal | grid bug |
The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 45.758 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth an astonishing 11,326 trillion arcade tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,536 arcade tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
CLUian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
CLU is ranked 6,492nd in the world and 1st in Discordia for Most Stationary, with 2,888.52035273468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in CLU, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Following new legislation in CLU, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
- : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate UEPU".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.