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The Empire of CLU

“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Discordia

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CLU

Population45.758 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 45.758 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth an astonishing 11,326 trillion arcade tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,536 arcade tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CLUian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 6,492nd in the world and 1st in Discordia for Most Stationary, with 2,888.52035273468 days.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 39thLargest Populations: 115thMost Cheerful Citizens: 289thLargest Publishing Industry: 447thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 555thHighest Economic Output: 622ndSmartest Citizens: 863rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,299thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,311thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,369thBest Weather: 1,559thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,656thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,906thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,113thMost Cultured: 2,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,524thHighest Food Quality: 2,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,890thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 3,260thSafest: 3,306thMost Influential: 3,892ndMost Developed: 3,990thRudest Citizens: 3,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,465thHighest Average Incomes: 5,513thMost Stationary: 6,492ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,379thLargest Governments: 11,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,563rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,637thMost Secular: 13,625thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,407thNudest: 18,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,499th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CLU, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate UEPU".

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Endorsements Received: None.

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