Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: Lake golumania
Population | 45.276 billion |
Capital | Clutchington |
Leader | The Almighty Clutch |
Faith | the worship of Almighty Clutch |
Currency | testical |
Animal | land pirranah |
The Hellish Realm of Clutch2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Almighty Clutch with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.276 billion Clutchans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Clutch2ian economy, worth an astonishing 22,534 trillion testicals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 497,714 testicals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,100,287 per year while the poor average 34,171, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.
Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, sick days are on the rise, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Clutch2's national animal is the land pirranah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the worship of Almighty Clutch.
Clutch2 is ranked 59,194th in the world and 2nd in Lake golumania for Most Stationary, with 773.2874912068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, sick days are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Clutch2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Clutch2, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.