by Max Barry

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Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Axiom Supercluster


Coalition of North American States

Population6.712 billion

LeaderAdmiral John Walker


The Intrasolar Fleet Empire of Coalition of North American States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral John Walker with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.712 billion Coalition of North American Statesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetrahex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coalition of North American Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 190,602 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Coalition of North American States's national animal is the Turbofox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coalition of North American States is ranked 7,218th in the world and 6th in Axiom Supercluster for Highest Average Incomes, with 190,602.16 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 1,128thRudest Citizens: 1,234thFattest Citizens: 1,363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,408thMost Avoided: 1,683rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,819thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,949thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,382ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,834thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,968thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,036thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,649thLargest Black Market: 6,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,442ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,223rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,233rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,537thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,888thMost Devout: 11,908thHighest Economic Output: 12,818thMost Efficient Economies: 14,161stSmartest Citizens: 14,520thMost Stationary: 14,674thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,230thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,355thLargest Governments: 16,929th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the region

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