by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Axiom Supercluster


Coalition of North American States

Population7.089 billion

LeaderAdmiral John Walker


The Intrasolar Fleet Empire of Coalition of North American States is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Admiral John Walker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.089 billion Coalition of North American Statesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetrahex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coalition of North American Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,351 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 190,602 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Coalition of North American States's national animal is the Turbofox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coalition of North American States is ranked 1,263rd in the world and 1st in Axiom Supercluster for Rudest Citizens, with 277.46 Insults Per Minute.

Most Armed: 1,143rdRudest Citizens: 1,263rdFattest Citizens: 1,378thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,419thMost Avoided: 1,671stHighest Crime Rates: 1,851stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,577thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,869thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,185thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,736thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,878thLargest Black Market: 6,306thHighest Average Incomes: 7,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,540thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,295thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,935thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,709thHighest Economic Output: 12,246thMost Devout: 12,565thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,827thMost Stationary: 14,277thSmartest Citizens: 14,505thMost Efficient Economies: 14,766thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,530thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,337thLargest Governments: 17,088th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts