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Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Axiom Supercluster


Coalition of North American States

Population4.93 billion

LeaderAdmiral John Walker


The Intrasolar Fleet Empire of Coalition of North American States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral John Walker with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.93 billion Coalition of North American Statesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetrahex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Coalition of North American Statesian economy, worth 960 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 194,876 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Coalition of North American States's national animal is the Turbofox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coalition of North American States is ranked 17,093rd in the world and 4th in Axiom Supercluster for Most Stationary, with 841.19785052192 Days.

Most Armed: 857thRudest Citizens: 1,090thFattest Citizens: 1,351stHighest Crime Rates: 1,527thTop
Most Avoided: 1,623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,855thLargest Mining Sector: 2,342ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,945thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,041stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,070thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,229thLargest Black Market: 3,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,619thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,035thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,118thHighest Average Incomes: 6,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,357thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,547thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,613thLargest Retail Industry: 9,304thMost Devout: 10,139thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,417thMost Efficient Economies: 12,759thSmartest Citizens: 13,923rdHighest Economic Output: 15,016th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the region

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