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The Cargo Port of Cobleck Weleis

“We Deliver Prosperity.Your Vital Link to World Trade.” CEO Natalie Porter

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific


Cobleck Weleis

Population3.617 billion

LeaderCEO Natalie Porter

CurrencyShipping container
Animalleopard 🐆

The Cargo Port of Cobleck Weleis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CEO Natalie Porter with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.617 billion Welexians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cobleck Welexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Shipping containers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 295,213 Shipping containers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 861,182 per year while the poor average 79,963, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cobleck Weleis's national animal is the leopard 🐆, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobleck Weleis is ranked 31,360th in the world and 1,156th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,157.51 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Armed: 227thHighest Crime Rates: 267thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 268thRudest Citizens: 300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307thLargest Retail Industry: 323rdLargest Gambling Industry: 374thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 409thFattest Citizens: 415thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 508thMost Influential: 510thHighest Disposable Incomes: 682ndMost Avoided: 683rdMost Efficient Economies: 752ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,512thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,681stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,825thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,064thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,348thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,417thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,642ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,760thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,823rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,332ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,275thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,690thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,725thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,461stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,667thTop
Most Secular: 13,410thMost Pro-Market: 13,612thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,121stMost Cultured: 15,421stHighest Economic Output: 15,820thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,468thHighest Drug Use: 18,984th
Most Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 150th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 186th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 229th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 255th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 361st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 458th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 474th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 506th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Black Market: 675th in the regionMost Secular: 734th in the regionMost Cultured: 763rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 777th in the region

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