The Technocracy of Cobrito is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cobri Kiwington with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.244 billion Cobritians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drea. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cobritianic economy, worth a remarkable 3,809 trillion Cobroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,417 Cobroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Cobritians like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cobrito's national animal is the Apteryx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobrito is ranked 11,613^th in the world and 668^th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 92.56 Atheism Rate.