Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Fair |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Suspicious
Population | 7.691 billion |
Currency | region |
Animal | black hawk |
The United Socialist States of Coca-Cola Citadel is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The devout population of 7.691 billion Coca-Cola Citadelians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Coca-Cola Citadelian economy, worth 255 trillion regions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,218 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Adultery has been made a capital offence, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Coca-Cola Citadel's national animal is the black hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Coca-Cola Citadel is ranked 194,169th in the world and 5,094th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 55.2591313008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Bly of CC-5052 dismissed Coca-Cola Citadel as malice hawk. of The 8th Grade IsIes.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Coca-Cola Citadel relocated from The 8th Grade IsIes to Suspicious.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel changed the regional banner of The 8th Grade IsIes.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel suppressed a post on the The 8th Grade IsIes Regional Message Board.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel proposed constructing embassies between The 8th Grade IsIes and The Brotherhood of Malice.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel added the tag "Invader" to The 8th Grade IsIes.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel changed the regional banner of The 8th Grade IsIes.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel altered the regional flag of The 8th Grade IsIes.
- : Coca-Cola Citadel updated the World Factbook entry in The 8th Grade IsIes.