The Republic of Cocotte is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 6.019 billion Cocotteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The Cocottean economy, worth 280 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,556 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cocotte's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Cocotte is ranked 242,505^th in the world and 3,015^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.