The Rogue Nation of Coercia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by REDACTED with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 837 million Coercians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coeopolis. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coercian economy, worth 105 trillion Coens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 126,146 Coens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money grows on trees, REDACTED's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coercia's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coercia is ranked 27,412^th in the world and 28^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.