The Best flavour of Coffee Ice Cream is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.321 billion Coffee Ice Creamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Coffee Ice Creamian economy, worth 98.2 trillion coffee beans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,289 coffee beans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,560 per year while the poor average 2,650, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coffee Ice Cream's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Coffee Ice Cream is ranked 194,694^th in the world and 172^nd in Hana Macchia for Largest Populations, with 2.32 billion capita.