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The Holy Golden Zombie of Cokoland

“Moo, Friendship”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Just relax



Population4.067 billion

LeaderKing Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy
FaithNo official religion


The Holy Golden Zombie of Cokoland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Joe the IV and Republican Hëlleröy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.067 billion Cokolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castönë. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cokolandian economy, worth 313 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,997 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the government has been criticized for giving away Cokoland's territory to anyone who claims it, and nations that kill a Cokolandian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cokoland's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No official religion.

Cokoland is ranked 229,771st in the world and 17th in Just relax for Most Patriotic, with 3.13 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,393rdBest Weather: 7,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,153rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,176thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,560thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,180thTop
Most Influential: 16,985thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,876thMost Inclusive: 18,037thNicest Citizens: 21,260thHighest Food Quality: 21,823rdMost Income Equality: 22,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 25,785thHealthiest Citizens: 26,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,096thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,846th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Maxconian Khal, Mint Lands, and QFC.