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The Queen's State of Cole County

“Region Founder” the Governor

Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Missouri


Cole County

Population33.479 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor


The Queen's State of Cole County is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.479 billion Cole Countyians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The powerhouse Cole Countyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion betales a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,384 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,647 per year while the poor average 9,257, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Cole County in an international press conference, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Cole County's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cole County is ranked 66,716th in the world and 2nd in Missouri for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,252.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Stationary: 244thLargest Populations: 1,216thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,989thMost Influential: 7,781stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,536thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,434thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,717thMost Pro-Market: 17,982ndFattest Citizens: 19,980th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

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