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The Grand State of Colonino

“Death To All Not Of Macfora”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Macfora Forever

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Colonino

Population28.6 billion

CapitalKlamath Falls
LeaderCrispin Knightslayer
FaithSikhism

Currencybouillon
Animalblack tale deer

The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.6 billion Coloninoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,988 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,259 bouillons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, contestants on Colonino's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Black Tale Deer', and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 170,573rd in the world and 2nd in Macfora Forever for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.29 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25thMost Cultured: 69thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 108thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 159thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 184thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 185thMost Beautiful Environments: 205thHighest Economic Output: 309thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 316thMost Developed: 318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 358thMost Stationary: 361stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 364thSafest: 373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 382ndBest Weather: 436thHealthiest Citizens: 517thSmartest Citizens: 824thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 891stHighest Average Incomes: 918thLeast Corrupt Governments: 920thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,073rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rdRudest Citizens: 1,196thMost Efficient Economies: 1,661stTop
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Largest Populations: 1,869thLargest Governments: 3,585thMost Armed: 4,413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,660thMost Influential: 5,098thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,067thLargest Black Market: 7,711thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,884thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,020thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,775thNudest: 16,960th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Black Tale Deer'.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, contestants on Colonino's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.

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