The Infinite Supply of Colt 45 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.799 billion Colt 45ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The powerhouse Colt 45ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 100,645 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,857 per year while the poor average 18,804, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, students in Colt 45's schools rarely attend their classes, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Colt 45's national animal is the colt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Colt 45.

Colt 45 is ranked 18,396^th in the world and 1^st in Colt 45 for Most Secular, with 64.52 Atheism Rate.