The Infinite Supply of Colt 45 Double Malt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.849 billion Colt 45 Double Maltians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Colt 45 Double Maltian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,159 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and foreign leaders are advising that The Local Drunk's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown. Colt 45 Double Malt's national animal is the colt, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Colt 45.

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