The Infinite of Colt 45 Malt Liquor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.828 billion Colt 45 Malt Liquorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The all-consuming Colt 45 Malt Liquorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,060 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Colt 45 Malt Liquor's national animal is the colt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Colt 45.

Colt 45 Malt Liquor is ranked 22,898^th in the world and 3^rd in Colt 45 for Most Secular, with 47.44 Atheism Rate.