The Black Hawk of Come Join Us II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Red Back with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.302 billion Hawks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Hawks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a Hawk economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion Songs Written By CoEs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 110,591 Songs Written By CoEs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 589,998 per year while the poor average 10,894, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Hawks incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the police ransack more houses than criminals do, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Come Join Us II's national animal is the Hymn of the Tireless Detagger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Hawks.

Come Join Us II is ranked 19,199^th in the world and 28^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,675.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.