The Kingdom of Comean is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Musa Berkant with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.942 billion Comeanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duvarlar. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The all-consuming Comeanian economy, worth 717 trillion Duvas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,275 Duvas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, the state believes that children are what you make of them, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, and vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comean's national animal is the Comeanian Condor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Comean is ranked 32,924^th in the world and 2,096^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.05 law-abiding acts per hour.