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The Republic of Commander Zavala

“Take em out”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Destiny

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Commander Zavala

Population6.275 billion

Currencyglimmer
Animaltaken

The Republic of Commander Zavala is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.275 billion Commander Zavalans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The strong Commander Zavalan economy, worth 342 trillion glimmers a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,539 glimmers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commander Zavala's national animal is the taken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Commander Zavala is ranked 288,232nd in the world and 4th in Destiny for Most Stationary, with 3.29230344848 days.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,709thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 6,158thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 15,073rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Commander Zavala, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Commander Zavala, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Commander Zavala, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Commander Zavala's influence in Destiny fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Commander Zavala, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Commander Zavala, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Commander Zavala, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Commander Zavala, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Commander Zavala's influence in Destiny fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Commander Zavala was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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