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The People's Republic of Communist Kyrgyzstan

“Бардык өлкөлөрдүн пролетарлары, бириккиле!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: International Socialism

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Communist Kyrgyzstan

Population14.372 billion

CapitalFrunze

CurrencyRouble
AnimalCamel

The People's Republic of Communist Kyrgyzstan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 14.372 billion Kyrgyz are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frunze. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kyrgyz economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,470 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Communist Kyrgyzstan, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Kyrgyzstan's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Kyrgyzstan is ranked 191,629th in the world and 42nd in International Socialism for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,281stTop
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Safest: 10,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,424thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,420thMost Pacifist: 11,720thHighest Economic Output: 12,292ndBest Weather: 13,255thLargest Governments: 13,274thLowest Crime Rates: 13,386thLargest Populations: 14,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,231stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,368thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,912thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,151stMost Corrupt Governments: 18,201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,412th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the region

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  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Nudest and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Communist Kyrgyzstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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