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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Wysteria

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Complete Bastards

Population36.182 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.182 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 29,929 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 827,187 shticlars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,842,748 per year while the poor average 176,503, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Complete Bastards at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the country is preparing for war, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 150,921st in the world and 71st in Wysteria for Longest Average Lifespans, with 15.26 Years.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Avoided: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thFattest Citizens: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thHighest Economic Output: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 59thMost Corrupt Governments: 62ndLargest Populations: 73rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89thMost Devout: 90thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thLargest Gambling Industry: 115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 204thMost Primitive: 250thLargest Agricultural Sector: 258thMost Efficient Economies: 282ndLargest Retail Industry: 377thMost Armed: 377thMost Stationary: 383rdLargest Governments: 444thLargest Black Market: 569thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 614thMost Conservative: 840thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,351stRudest Citizens: 2,717thMost Influential: 6,168thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,074thMost Authoritarian: 8,362ndMost Extreme: 11,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,582nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Complete Bastards at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love The Supreme Bastard.

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