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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Wysteria

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Complete Bastards

Population46.153 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.153 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 38,703 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,594 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,510,999 per year while the poor average 49,787, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, euthanasia is illegal, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 3,195th in the world and 5th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.22 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thHighest Economic Output: 19thMost Avoided: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 25thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27thFattest Citizens: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 44thLargest Populations: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 90thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92ndLargest Gambling Industry: 112thMost Corrupt Governments: 121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 131stMost Devout: 154thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rdMost Armed: 184thMost Patriotic: 187thMost Stationary: 297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330thMost Primitive: 332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 503rdLargest Governments: 782ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 798thLargest Retail Industry: 1,059thMost Conservative: 1,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,804thLargest Black Market: 2,187thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,195thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,888thRudest Citizens: 4,171stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,411thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,125thMost Influential: 6,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,704thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,952ndMost Authoritarian: 15,969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,379th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the region

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