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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Wysteria

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Complete Bastards

Population38.137 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.137 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 32,054 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 840,520 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,334,990 per year while the poor average 54,919, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 83,049.98 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Avoided: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thHighest Economic Output: 16thFattest Citizens: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rdLargest Populations: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 75thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thMost Devout: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thMost Armed: 130thMost Primitive: 246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 263rdMost Stationary: 359thLargest Governments: 483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 534thLargest Retail Industry: 543rdLargest Black Market: 902ndMost Efficient Economies: 953rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,452ndMost Conservative: 2,781stRudest Citizens: 2,965thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,955thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,158thMost Influential: 7,327thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,935thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,526thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,194thMost Extreme: 20,203rd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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