Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Wysteria
Population | 46.153 billion |
Capital | Gekkopolis |
Leader | The Supreme Bastard |
Faith | Basic Fundamentalism |
Currency | shticlar |
Animal | spotted jackal |
The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.153 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 38,703 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,594 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,510,999 per year while the poor average 49,787, a ratio of 110 to 1.
Funding for education has been redirected into the military, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, euthanasia is illegal, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.
Complete Bastards is ranked 3,195th in the world and 5th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.22 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
- : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder.
- : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
- : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 294 million zombies.
- : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 957 million zombies.
- : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,314 million zombies.
- : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,269 million zombies.
- : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 805 million zombies.
- : Complete Bastards was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,010 million zombies.