The United Socialist States of Comrade Holoratus is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.824 billion red hawks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant red hawk economy, worth 55.1 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,072 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, military spending recently hit a new high, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Holoratus's national animal is the red hawk.

Comrade Holoratus is ranked 68,163^rd in the world and 7^th in NSLeft for Most Pacifist, with 93.32 cheeks turned per day.