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The Mercenary Hegemony of Condottieri International

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Category: Libertarian Police State
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The Illuminati


Condottieri International

Population12.844 billion

CapitalWhite Rose City
LeaderAmadou de Duala


The Mercenary Hegemony of Condottieri International is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Amadou de Duala with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12.844 billion Condottieri are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Rose City. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Condottiero economy, worth a remarkable 2,501 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,744 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condottieri International's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Condottieri International is ranked 10,457th in the world and 5th in The Illuminati for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,578.06 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,277thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,474thMost Inclusive: 2,490thHealthiest Citizens: 3,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,276thMost Efficient Economies: 3,384thMost Cultured: 3,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,055thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,096thSmartest Citizens: 4,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,629thMost Developed: 4,694thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,173rdHighest Economic Output: 6,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,439thHighest Average Incomes: 7,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,382ndNicest Citizens: 7,800thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,613thMost Secular: 8,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,457thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,643rdLargest Governments: 10,962ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,850thTop
Best Weather: 12,956thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,004thLowest Crime Rates: 14,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,266thSafest: 18,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,725thLargest Populations: 21,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,252ndMost Influential: 23,462nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Chairman Cities, The Bizarre WA, and New Vatican of Illuminati.

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