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The Mercenary Hegemony of Condottieri International

“Initiative, Observe, Analyze”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Illuminati


Condottieri International

Population9.636 billion

CapitalWhite Rose City
LeaderAmadou de Duala


The Mercenary Hegemony of Condottieri International is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amadou de Duala with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.636 billion Condottieri are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Rose City. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Condottiero economy, worth a remarkable 1,946 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,999 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condottieri International's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Condottieri International is ranked 161,901st in the world and 10th in The Illuminati for Most Devout, with 2.76 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,263rdTop
Most Inclusive: 1,966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,106thHealthiest Citizens: 2,945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,738thMost Cultured: 3,852ndMost Developed: 4,321stSmartest Citizens: 4,490thMost Efficient Economies: 4,524thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,559thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,613thNicest Citizens: 6,346thHighest Economic Output: 6,405thMost Secular: 6,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,909thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,003rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,778thLargest Retail Industry: 9,134thLargest Governments: 11,013thMost Influential: 11,909thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,597thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,028thLowest Crime Rates: 15,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,268th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

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