The Republic of Conecarria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Eaman Ruman with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.829 billion Conecarrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Public Transport and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarastos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Conecarrian economy, worth 123 trillion Conecarrian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,728 Conecarrian Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,837 per year while the poor average 8,802, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, President Eaman Ruman's new android secretary is the latest media darling, chickens roam the streets freely, and model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf". Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Conecarria's national animal is the Caspian Starturtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Conecarria is ranked 293,429^th in the world and 92^nd in Barbaria for Most Pacifist, with 7.5 cheeks turned per day.