The Confederacy of Confederacy of North America is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jim Hacker with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.466 billion Confederacy of North Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacy of North American economy, worth a remarkable 2,177 trillion American Confederacy Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,033 American Confederacy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, news headlines suggest that Jim Hacker has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime is totally unknown. Confederacy of North America's national animal is the American bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederacy of North America is ranked 258,086^th in the world and 5,180^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 9.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.