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The Vulgaria of Confederate Farmers

“We hate tourists” CEO princess Kyra

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Pangaean Union

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Confederate Farmers

Population16.813 billion

LeaderCEO princess Kyra

Currencygold coins
AnimalCat

The Vulgaria of Confederate Farmers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by CEO princess Kyra with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.813 billion Confederate Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate Farmersian economy, worth a remarkable 5,747 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 341,822 gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,238,335 per year while the poor average 67,268, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms, and fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Confederate Farmers's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederate Farmers is ranked 140,032nd in the world and 65th in The Pangaean Union for Most Stationary, with 208.0744501656 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 172ndLargest Retail Industry: 199thMost Devout: 306thMost Avoided: 374thMost Armed: 381stRudest Citizens: 444thHighest Disposable Incomes: 461stHighest Crime Rates: 482ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 541stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 624thFattest Citizens: 667thLargest Insurance Industry: 710thLargest Gambling Industry: 987thLargest Mining Sector: 1,060thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,407thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,418thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,548thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,553rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,198thHighest Economic Output: 2,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,695thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,055thNudest: 8,468thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,057thLargest Black Market: 13,097thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,203rdTop
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Most Cultured: 16,380thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,963rdLargest Populations: 22,039thMost Efficient Economies: 23,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,113th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Confederate Farmers lodged a message on the The Pangaean Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, sweet-toothed Confederate Americans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.

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