Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Pangaean Union
Population | 16.813 billion |
Leader | CEO princess Kyra |
Currency | gold coins |
Animal | Cat |
The Vulgaria of Confederate Farmers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by CEO princess Kyra with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.813 billion Confederate Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Confederate Farmersian economy, worth a remarkable 5,747 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 341,822 gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,238,335 per year while the poor average 67,268, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.
Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms, and fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Confederate Farmers's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Confederate Farmers is ranked 140,032nd in the world and 65th in The Pangaean Union for Most Stationary, with 208.0744501656 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Confederate Farmers lodged a message on the The Pangaean Union Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
- : Following new legislation in Confederate Farmers, sweet-toothed Confederate Americans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.