The United States of Conservative Christian American States is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Jefferson A Davis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.837 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 6,984 trillion Conservative States dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 352,114 Conservative States dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,584,516 per year while the poor average 48,272, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

The might of the entire American Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, Conservative Christian American States is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Conservative Christian American States's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative Christian American States is ranked 3,886^th in the world and 2^nd in TRUE AMERICANS for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,867.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.