by Max Barry

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The Republic of Conservative Nations

“RCN forever!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Republic of Conservative Nations


Conservative Nations

Population4.47 billion


The Republic of Conservative Nations is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.47 billion Conservatives are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Conservative Nationsian economy, worth 304 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,073 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,684 per year while the poor average 9,877, a ratio of 30.0 to 1.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conservative Nations's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Conservative Nations is ranked 60,529th in the world and 21st in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring 21.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Insurance Industry: 7,587thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,407thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,752ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,172ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,301stLargest Mining Sector: 20,473rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the region

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