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The Free France of Conservitopistan

“Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

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Conservitopistan

Population8.453 billion

LeaderMaximilien DeGaulle
FaithReformed Christianity

Currencylivre
Animaleagle

The Free France of Conservitopistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maximilien DeGaulle with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.453 billion Frenchmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The all-consuming French economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion livres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 123,998 livres, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Conservitopistan City, and the aims of top-secret French science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Conservitopistan's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Conservitopistan is ranked 162,586th in the world and 20th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 100.79 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,677thMost Devout: 3,837thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,846thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,198thRudest Citizens: 7,506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,566thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,228thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,521stMost Armed: 13,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,354thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,897thHighest Economic Output: 16,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,720thHighest Average Incomes: 21,052nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, the aims of top-secret French science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Conservitopistan City.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, untold millions of livres are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, glamping Frenchmen won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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