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The Republic of France of Conservitopistan

“Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands



Population7.99 billion

LeaderMaximilien DeGaulle
FaithReformed Christianity


The Republic of France of Conservitopistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Maximilien DeGaulle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.99 billion Frenchmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The powerhouse French economy, worth 988 trillion livres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 123,771 livres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,295 per year while the poor average 34,021, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Public toilets are famed for their rear entries, Conservitopistan has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conservitopistan's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Conservitopistan is ranked 56,767th in the world and 10th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 76.46 Years.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,764thMost Devout: 3,845thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,706thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,499thRudest Citizens: 7,650thTop
Most Armed: 10,898thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,838thMost Avoided: 12,071stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,760thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,931stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,370thHighest Economic Output: 16,986thHighest Average Incomes: 20,909th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the region

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