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The Conservative Republic of Conservitopistan

“By The People For The People”

Category: Free-Market Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

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Conservitopistan

Population6.448 billion

LeaderRonald Reagan
FaithSouthern Baptist Christianity

Currencybitcoin
Animaleagle

The Conservative Republic of Conservitopistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ronald Reagan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.448 billion Conservitopistanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The powerhouse Conservitopistanian economy, worth 781 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,267 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,376 per year while the poor average 17,722, a ratio of 29.7 to 1.

Ronald Reagan's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conservitopistan's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Christianity.

Conservitopistan is ranked 29,576th in the world and 5th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 166.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,493rdMost Devout: 3,801stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,280thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,772ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,865thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,940thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,077thMost Armed: 5,577thRudest Citizens: 5,601stMost Avoided: 5,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,164thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,568thTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 9,575thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,053rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,586thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,620thLargest Retail Industry: 11,773rdFattest Citizens: 12,754thHighest Crime Rates: 12,976th
Top
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, Ronald Reagan's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Conservitopistan's influence in The Confederacy of Free Lands rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, a video of Ronald Reagan wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ronald Reagan's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservitopistan, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.

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