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The Ottomare revisionist dream of Constalliontinople

“If only we had our empire...” Seljuk sultan

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Chicken overlords

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Constalliontinople

Population4.015 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderSeljuk sultan
FaithIslam

CurrencyGold
AnimalOttomare revionism

The Ottomare revisionist dream of Constalliontinople is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Seljuk sultan with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.015 billion Pones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The strong Constalliontinoplean economy, worth 227 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,547 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Constalliontinople's national animal is the Ottomare revionism, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Constalliontinople is ranked 10,889th in the world and 1,118th in Chicken overlords for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,306.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 10,889thLargest Mining Sector: 11,131st
Top
1%
Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 172nd in the regionMost Devout: 174th in the regionMost Inclusive: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 221st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 239th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 255th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionMost Cultured: 349th in the regionMost Average: 355th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 468th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 475th in the regionLargest Black Market: 535th in the regionTop
10%
Most Conservative: 594th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 667th in the regionMost Income Equality: 816th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 827th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 841st in the regionSafest: 897th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 994th in the regionMost Developed: 997th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,014th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,079th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Constalliontinople's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Constalliontinople was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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